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No child influencers and no children-as-content

I’m actually baffled by why the cart thing keeps coming up and what motivates people to declare that they can’t return the cart when there is no one actually policing whether they do. There are lots of things parenthood makes more difficult, but it’s not absolution for kindness

She’s dog walking him and they’re actually fact checking. This is a best case scenario

The party who wants to diminish you for not being a mother has nothing to offer mothers, a detail so absurd you truly couldn’t write it.

Yep very well done

Apropos of nothing except that I’m packing lunches, how many lunches do you think El0n Mu$k has packed this wk? How many diapers has Cam Newton changed? I always enjoy wondering, about people with endless $ who say they want tons of kids, which parts they *don’t* outsource.

!!!! Tony’s book is a masterpiece and there couldn’t be a writer more deserving of this recognition. Like a very early lifetime achievement award if you will

Having one of those days where I’ll scream if I have to make something from my usual repertoire What’s everyone’s favorite kid-friendly, “active” dinner? (E.g., charcuterie, tacos with self-serve toppings, but neither of those specifically)

We pay more than this for fewer hours of babysitting for our 3 children, and *that* (Jamie) is why my husband and I haven’t been seen together in a movie theater since 2019 😭

She had them shook, bothered, and beguiled. A bhaddie.

I don’t really understand the purpose of arguing about the comedy/drama distinction, but also—Carmine Berzatto is often (unintentionally) hilarious. Jeremy Allen White has incredible timing and delivery. I laugh all the time at that show!!

Wondering, as always, what percentage of his children’s diapers he has changed. How many hours he’s spent researching camps and sports leagues. How many times he has missed work to clean up vomit. Whether by any chance he has any offspring who absolutely hate his guts.