Worried Henry Olonga will tweet about Chandrayaan

Me: I've changed so much over the years. Also me:

A for effort, Hotstar

New Stand-Up clip. Please watch and leave a comment if you like. youtube.com/watch?v=XaZV4_…

AP Dhillon's girlfriend must be sick of that song by now.

Winning a world Cup in a silent stadium is not a win... Am I right... Guys am I right... I'm right

On a positive note, AQI levels in India are better than they could have been🚀

MTV will promote literally anything other than Music

Lies. It's "I am the Walrus, Goo Goo G'joob

Dentists should work out of the planetarium. Gives the patients something to look at.

Time to replace bowlers with AI. #srhvsmi

Subtitiles is a word I’ve never spelled right the first time. Subtitles.

It’s impossible to tell if I’m unwell or it’s just the Mumbai weather

That moment you step out of the air conditioned Optician’s store wearing your brand new glasses and your vision gets worse.

“Where are you planning to go for your higher studies beta?” “Whichever country has the worst cricket team, aunty.”

Who called it Smoking Room and not Chamber of Cigarettes

Airport Security check has a new meaning now

Someone tell me where to get one of these sweet Amul Laptops

Whenever I’m sick, I watch war movies to motivate my antibodies