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Shahid Uzzman

@shahiduzzmani

Assistant Professor, Islamic Scholar, Author

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I already have 3 wives in bangladesh When I came to India, I wanted to buy land to live here. Then a mediator from Waqf told me that if you marry a Hindu girl, the Waqf Board will give you free land to live here , just do love jihaad ! I denied that but now i regret

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PM Narendra Modi says that India believes in 'Atithi Devo Bhava', But when Muslims from Bangladesh and Myanmar come to India, Amit Shah talks about sending them back. So is there a fight going on between Amit Shah and Modi?

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Rahul Gandhi, who calls himself the Messiah of Muslims, is going to Thailand and Vietnam for fun but he does not have time to go to Mecca Madina. I request all my Muslim brothers not to waste their votes on Congress unnecessarily, rather press NOTA with pride.

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It is written in the Kitaab-e-Pak that when a Mard and Aurat meet , a Farishta comes. Even your science has proved this 200 years ago. Newton was proved that [ F=ma ] ( where F means Farishta , m means mard and a means aurat )

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Sharq-gharb-Shamal-Janoob Scientists call them East-West-North-South but in reality these are the four corners of the earth which prove that the earth is flat and square. Have you ever heard that a football has four corners? throw away those books that say the earth is round

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Scientists call them East-West-North-South but in reality these are the four corners of the earth which prove that the earth is flat and square.
Have you ever heard that a football has four corners? throw away those books that say the earth is round
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Fatwa ! It is haram to pee in the bathroom. When we stand alone in the bathroom, the devil attracts toward divine fragrance of our pee and can overpower us while we are alone in the bathroom. That is why all Muslims should pee in crowded streets and minarets of madrasas.

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If there is a problem in a mobile, We refurbished it through a specialist, and mobile becomes brand new. Similarly, if a divorced woman gets halala through a Maulana, then she becomes brand new. All muslims please pay attention here - Halala is a refurbishment.

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When Bangladeshi hackers hacked NASA's computers, they saw this picture. NASA's conspiracy to defame Islam backfired on them. NASA is doing all this on Modi's orders. Now don't ask why the earth is flat , here is the proof.

When Bangladeshi hackers hacked NASA's computers, they saw this picture.
NASA's conspiracy to defame Islam backfired on them. NASA is doing all this on Modi's orders. Now don't ask why the earth is flat , here is the proof.
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Our aim is conquer the world by giving birth to childern , but when a man loves man or a woman sleeps with woman, children are not born in this process, Such things can only deviate from islam, thats why homosexuality haram in Islam.

Our aim is conquer the world by giving birth to childern , but when a man loves man or a woman sleeps with woman, children are not born in this process, Such things can only deviate from islam, thats why homosexuality haram in Islam.
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hoor is 120-130 feet tall,the radius of her eyes is 13 cm,neck of the hoor is 5 feet long and chest is 14 feet wide,part below the waist can be up to 20 feet wide,the depth of her navel deep as a well,if you want to get such type of hoors then you must adopt Islam BrandFatwaman

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I have been living in India for the last 5 years and in these 5 years my wife who lives in Dhaka has given birth to 4 children. Science says that children are born by having physical relations,but here science has been proved wrong the truth is that children are a gift from Allah

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"Why our hearts have 4 chambers? Because each of our 4 wives can have one chamber of their own. No doubt our religion has given women the highest respect." Moulana Huzoor Mukhemutdin Khan

"Why our hearts have 4 chambers? Because each of our 4 wives can
have one chamber of their own. No doubt our religion has given women the highest respect."
Moulana Huzoor Mukhemutdin Khan
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All living things are carbon based. Carbon contains four electrons in its outer shell. To be stable it needs to bind four hydrogen atoms, just like carbon made man, a man needs four wives to be stable. Once again it is proved that our religion is totally based on science.

All living things are carbon based. Carbon contains four electrons in its outer shell. To be stable it needs to bind four hydrogen atoms, just like carbon made man, a man needs four wives to be stable. Once again it is proved that our religion is totally based on science.
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By following our religious practice of "Halala" (force sex with stranger before remarriage) and "Mut'ah" (temporary marriage on contract for prostitution), we allow women to explore and expand their sexuality. No wonder our religion is the most feminist religion of all.

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NASA says that mountains are formed by the collision of plates. But if that were truly the case, then during dishwashing, many plates collide as well—yet no mountains are formed. Does NASA think we are fools?

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माननीय Madhyanchal Vidyut Vitran Nigam Limited , मेरी महिला मित्र के मोहल्ले में शाम ७ बजे से बिजली गुल है , आपसे सविनय नम्र निवेदन है की इसे परीक्षा के समय में बेवजह कटौती ना करे, वरना में कल आपके ऑफिस के सामने चड्ढी बानियान में अनशन पर बैठूँगा