Man, my abs hate me for doing two planks yesterday 😂 Resting today and back on the grind tomorrow. Even if I don't place in the contest my check is gonna be fat 🤷🏻‍♀️

Does anyone else have this weird "I don't want to mess anything up" mentality after they do chores? I just swept/mopped and cleaned the whole bathroom and now I'm hypervigilant about my toothbrush splattering on the mirror 😅

June 2nd: the day the events of the movie Savageland transpire. Go watch this movie if you haven't. True horror is in what you don't see and this movie makes your imagination go haywire with a few fucky photographs and a truly creepy story 😭 also relevant politics

If there's anyone out there reading my feed who is struggling to stay sober but wants to be sober: adjusting your algorithm to showing you stuff from sober creators has helped me enormously. Real people with individual recovery styles. You can do it too :)

Dreaming I was stripping again. My alarm is that "I don't get no sleep 'cuz of ya'all!" Clip from Bad Girls Club Hear it replace the music in my dream and I improvise and continue to throw ass The crowd at the tip line are cheering and throwing money I wake up 😂

playing the silent hill games for the first time heres my scary lisa drawing

Maria lied about the Lady of the Light's story, for a reason. The real story (found in the Historical Society) is about deception. It symbolizes Maria decieving James,and she changed it to hide the truth. To quote Mateusz Lenart "Maria doesn't want James to reach his

and when i see this part in the remake…. NOBODY hmu

I don't trust anyone besides Addicting Ally - Queen of Tease with my nails. Period 🖤 my adopted mama and virtual nail tech 🖤 😊 look how snatched these are 🤤

I have no idea if this is just a weird aspect of my autism or a genuine peeve but it makes me crazy when people don't use their fucking blinkers.

I've never done full service sex work but I'd never shame anyone for doing so. I've outgrown saying things like "slut" "tramp" and "whore". I want to be better and that means not insulting anyone for the choices they make with their bodies. Weaponizing sexuality is a tool of the

the autistic experience of fucking up line dances at weddings and being mortified about it

sale on custom vids! would like extra cash this week. $7/minute/5 minute minimum. Cashapp only $shaewednesday DM me <3

“id never date an OF girl” ok but I can buy you whatever lego set you want

How I feel whenever I wear a low cut top and have to cross the street lately Also happy Jaws anniversary everyone 🦈 watch a classic homebrewed New England horror movie on its birthday today! It's a perfect summer flick!

Not to sound like a total Karen but I hate seeing alcohol commercials on streaming services. 🙃 i hate having that "it's summer one drink won't hurt "/"one drink will undo all you've worked for" thoughts. Quit literal heroin and I struggle more with alcohol temptations I stg 😅