•Sit in silence •Know time longer than rope •Prefer music that doesn’t stray far from resting heart rate •Check on the whole family •Cross at the crosswalk •Leave my phone •Share quotes in regular conversation •Prefer less sodium

intelligence is so attractive

The sad part is, this could be any one of them💀

Been calling my mom to tell her thanks at random.

Love is such a beautiful thing. ♥️

I gag every time I brush my tongue. In conclusion, I was never meant to su….

Someone else asked if I was here for school 😄 A wah dis though?? I’m a grown ass woman, dammit!

Someone taking up more than their designated space. Bumbohole, mi never travel light so that mi can share mi space wid yuh. Gather up yuh body and yuh belongings. Also, mi nuh mawga fi your benefit. Tf😐 Guh over deh suh.

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Real. I’ve been slipping for months.

Also me🤭

“Stop mek john crow feel like hummingbird”

Cooking works for me because I genuinely enjoy the entire process

My mother invited me to church. Unu pray fi d church people dem. Lightning might strike.

Had the pleasure of chilling with a centenarian earlier. I barely spoke. What could I possibly have to say to someone who’s been around for 100 years? I listened even when she did not speak.

Niggaaa😄😄 Real.

My auntie walked in the house like “where is half pint?” 😄 Right here, auntie!