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Do we all agree that mascara is the worst type of makeup? Half the brands bleed all over your face by 11am the other half need a god damn sander to get off And sometimes shit will just randomly fall off in your eye & get stuck in your contact Wack

Ladies and gentlemen Kanye Twitty

if bear not friend why friend shaped? if bear dangerous why tiny ears? hm?

this zodiac shit anticlimactic as hell

Me *spends my time changing out the scentsys and candles with holiday and seasonal scents so the house is always welcoming and comfy* Riley *comes home and boils 13 eggs and then leaves the shells on the counter*

No more iconic diss track than “You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch.” Just dragging the hell out him line after line.

nft? oh you mean ninja fuckin turtles

I cut way back on drinking about a month ago and since then I’ve had both a cold and the flu. So.. I’m not saying it’s related but also- would not recommend 😂

look for the girl with the broken smile, ask her if she opa gangnam style

Me going through any airport ever

Not someone hitting our already totaled car 🫠🫠🫠

🚨ALERT🚨 WE GOT EAR WIGGLES, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, EAR WIGGLES EVERYBODY!!!!! 🚨🦇

“slug era” I whisper as I lay prone on the sidewalk after a rainstorm

If one person doesn’t have to poop immediately before you leave the house for something, is it even a real relationship?

After speculation I think me and Riley might have IBS

He doesn’t want any spoilers 🤭🤭