It costs £0.00 to chew with your mouth shut

Kinda fucked that “NO SITTING, SITTING LOOKS BAD TO THE CUSTOMER” in retail and hospitality jobs is just accepted. I’m a human not a robot, my body aches because it’s not supposed to stand up for 8+ hours a day lol

The UK couldn’t handle KFC running out of chicken, I don’t know what made me think we’d handle a pandemic

How’s your morning going... (Apologies for the swearing)

using a mask to cover spots 🤝 getting spots from mask

Who knew working at a dentist would give u dental problems 🥴 literally grinding through my cheeks 🙃

Am I tirED or are people tirING?

Our parents taught us to push through anything no matter what we’re dealing with which is why we’re all high functioning depressives with anxiety 🥴🥴🥴

Yes toxic relationships are hard but do you know what else is hard? Your first healthy relationship after a toxic one. No one talks about how hard it is to unlearn all the toxic behaviors you adapted as coping mechanisms. How hard it is to convince yourself that you’re safe now.

“stop crying it’s just a movie” the movie:

Forget elf on the shelf...here's

somewhere in the UK there’s a teacher telling a school student to keep their blazer on

Being a bubbly introvert is very confusing for people cause it’s like we’re so fun until our social battery runs out and then it’s RBF for the rest of time 😅 but it’s nothing against you we’re just charging up our batteries 😂🔌🪫