More recent research from M. Houck has shown that love cannot be embedded in a ring manifold and is, in fact, a caging thing - just a killer come to call from some awful dream.

Ok, after reviewing the evidence presented to me, I believe: - The fish guys definitely cheated - The chess guy probably cheated - The poker lady is innocent (and a total badass) This should be enough analysis and we can all go back about our own business now.

This is obviously incorrect. We all know MAC stands for “Media Access Control and Cheese”

Y’all, we can’t elect Fetterman to office. We need him and his team running the campaigns for all Democrats.

Ten things twitter folks know about Covid that people on the streets don't.

tfw your husband is a pirate

This 7-minute workout app is a lie. Sure, the workout only takes 7 minutes, but what about the 20 minutes I spend psyching myself up to do it and the half hour on the floor whimpering afterwards?

Imagine a world where we said, what’s going on with the children? So many of them are angry and distressed after school. So many of them are shut in their bedrooms. So many of them are anxious and unhappy. So many of them disillusioned at 15. 1;

Stop what you’re doing and watch this complete takedown of Herschel Walker by pastor jamalbryant. #WeDontNeedAWalker

The Steelers have a bye this week

The funniest thing now would be for Boebert to demand a recount and have her followers storm Capitol Records.

Lol. If I got this email, I would immediately report it to IT as a potential phishing scam. The call to action, the tight timeframe, the link with a strange domain, the dire consequences for not clicking. Definitely a phish.

Imagine a circle laid flat on a table, with a little spinner on it that you can flick. The circle is 80% red and 20% yellow, like a yellow pie slice. You flick the spinner. It spins, and slowwwly stops. Where did it land?

What’s amazing here is that this is not a pride flag. It is not in the shape of a flag. It doesn’t even have the same colors as a pride flag. It’s just a rainbow on a shirt. Does Qatar ban the sky when it rains?

Really cool to see Aimee Mann get the recognition she deserves

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