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Shit photo for the points. #alitaexperience

I'm so tired I'm almost looking forward to this 12hr flight tonight. Hopefully whoever is sitting in 36B is a cuddler.

Cecil. Cecil. Sword! Scroll. The Improvised Shakespeare Co.®

FACT: in 2016 the US dropped a cumulative 26,171 bombs on Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya, Pakistan, Syria, and Yemen.

"President for one month and they all decide to throw a National Holiday in my honor. #Winning" - Donald J. Trump, later today.

Rip Bill Paxton. Killed by a terminator, an alien and a predator. #badass

It's a good weekend when you see TWO new releases with 🦗 singing musical numbers

just learned the word #sublebrity which have to be very careful when to use

i'm the 116th person to retweet this, but just in case anyone hasn't seen it x.com/Coudal/status/…

Fixed the spelling before security came. Front row center for Sigur Rós show 18!

I was this close to #YoYoMa, #ChrisThile and #Edgar Meyer on the last leg of their tour tonight… instagram.com/p/BTqK7QChkaB/

#tfw when you get the The Flaming Lips set times Theatre at Ace Hotel 2nite & realize you can just about make it to The Improvised Shakespeare Co.® beforehand!!!

#BabyDriver. Instant classic. edgarwright brought up his technical consultant, i.e. a veteran of 30 bank robberies but a helluva nice bloke

Just got out of my #lyft rather than tell him I hate country music

Narrowly beat Zachary Hobesh to be the first Sandwich-er to make the Slack #100KClub Not sure if I'm proud or depressed

If #TraderJoes has Trader Giotto and Trader Jose for their 'ethnic' fare, should their Middle Eastern line be #TraderJihad?

Sometimes your Uber just needs a quick bite Inn N Out Burger before picking you up

"I'm not as think as I drunk you am" #MexicoCity night one

If a Trump supporter uses "you're" correctly, do the others think he made a typo?

#MerylStreep was 30 when she got the first of her 21 #Oscar noms #SaoirseRonan now has 3 at age 23! #NewMeryl?