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Stupid splinter getting in my eye at the precise moment you sent that, sister. Fuck’s sake.

Vax wrinkled his nose at the bloom, eyes flicking from side to side to make sure no one, especially not his sister or Scalan see what he was about to do. Which was to lean forward ever so slightly and very…VERY…quietly whisper: “Hello, Mr. Flower.”

Yes, the new portrait is bloody beautiful but it isn’t made of ale or gold. Both of which I am severely lacking, which I suggest we fucking rectify.

He’s hungover. Please keep the loud metal clanging to a minimum.

My coinpurse is missing. VEX’AHLIA! @FENTHRASB0W

Percy, there had better be alcohol in this.

A few obstacles that somehow she knew about. How convenient.

And you don’t?? Percy, have you ever been hungover? Properly, thoroughly, I’m never going to fucking drink ever a-fuckin-gain hungover?

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𝗩𝗮𝘅'i̶l̶d̶a̶n̶ - 𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕟’𝕤 ℂ𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕟

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Trying to act sober in front of 𓇢𓆸 𝚅𝙾𝙸𝙲𝙴 𝙾𝙵 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝕿𝙴͟𝙼͟𝙿͟𝙴͟𝚂͟𝚃. . Probably failing.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝓚𝙴͟𝚈͟𝙻͟𝙴͟𝚃͟𝙷 ───── 𝖺𝗌 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗇 𝖻𝗒 #𝐓𝐘𝐆͜͡𝐄𝐑

“Don’t be shilly, I am perfect shober.” Stumbles a little, trying to catch himself on the edge of a table. “Actually it wash both. At the same time…”

𝗩𝗮𝘅'i̶l̶d̶a̶n̶ - 𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕟’𝕤 ℂ𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕟

𝗩𝗮𝘅'i̶l̶d̶a̶n̶ - 𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕟’𝕤 ℂ𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕟