I’m gonna be real he weren’t there long enough to be doing all of that

We’re gonna have at least 4 suicides at cobham because of how miserable he looks all the time

Probably didn’t get from Chelsea to Fulham in time ffs

We’re all so fucked I’m not gonna lie

Newcastle’s statement is killing me

That’s gotta be the most unfunniest bio I’ve ever seen in my life

That Arsenal one can’t be right surely

smh niqqa don’t even regret that penalty

I BEEN A BAD BREED SINCE SCHOOL IN CITIZENSHIP I WAS TRYNA CONCEAL THIS KITCHEN…I DONT KNOW HOW TO FOLLOW THE RULES! STILL TRYNA CONVINCE MY TEACHER IM A GOOD CITIZEN!

Doing meet and greets in Amsterdam tomorrow if any of my fans are looking for an autograph

I will actually be hosting a seminar just outside the red light district on the scourge of sex tourism and how it negatively affects the women of our society. Hope you can all attend.

These clickbait transfer rumours don’t work with Chelsea anymore when you actually look at our transfer policy

Thick bastard has a giraffe up front and called it a zebra

Cc Pys

Getting a bit weird now

All in tatted on your throat surrounded by balls is nasty work

Started celebrating the England goal, realised it was Madueke and put my arms down

Complete normal reaction from a well adjusted human being