I will always think 4096 is a better number for computers than 4000—even though there’s not a significant bit of difference for most use cases.

Thinking about starting a LinkedIn for Billy the Kid. “Congrats to my friend Pat Garrett on his new job as sheriff’s deputy!”

I remember first seeing Google Earth in the early 2000s and thinking it was a seed that would change our world in an ongoing way. The growth of that amazing technology continues. 🌎

HBO is producing a prequel to Game of Thrones. Missed opportunity to make PREGAME OF THRONES, which would be a bunch of drunk bros sitting around getting excited and talking about how this time around they weren’t gonna blow it all in the fourth quarter. 😏

After 4+ hours of trying to leave Newark, we decided to head back to the gate. Over two hours later, we’ve got permission to go to a gate! At one point the pilot explained he hoped to fly us to “a city to the north”—not exactly toward SF—just to escape the chaos of Newark. 😆

I’m red-green colorblind. I don’t see red flags: I see breezy fun! 😁🚩🚩😁

Waiting for one of my tweets to go viral so I can reply to myself with: I don’t have a SoundCloud, but I do have a Google Cloud

I’m not sure if it’s 1929, but the universal making of break-glass plans is 100% real, even among those in the bluest of cities. The culture war has taken a scary turn.

This is fantastic advice. Leading people has lots of tricks and techniques, but learning your own style and building your emotional intelligence are the most important things, not the techniques.

Had a great time at our team hackathon yesterday building conversational bots on top of Google #Bard using Replit ⠕. Up and running in 10 mins and iterating 20 mins later. The future of dev is here now, thx in large part to Amjad Masad, Replit ⠕ and their amazing platform.

I'd really like to make this clear...racists don't tweet "I hate people who aren't white" they tweet things that make white people more scared of people who aren't white. Jo Rowling does this but with trans women, LIKE IT'S HER LIFE'S CALLING.

For every ten likes this gets, I’ll roll my eyes at another “for every ten likes” post.

Nominated for a Snarky at the Seventh Annual Awards of the Subtweet Academy

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ThePrimeagen only a genius gentleman would understand the gist of this gem of a tweet and make the giant leap to the generalization that all initial gs are hard, like the one in gif

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It’s easy to forget sometimes what amazing work the Waymo team has done.

Let’s all dunk on somebody for providing an example of conservation of mass. She obviously doesn’t know about phlogiston!

There’s no place like Google!

How I feel every time Spotify describes my daylist as “1900s”