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Rewatching Romeo + Juliet. it still rules. Shakespeare would have added car crashes and ecstasy and handguns if he had knew about them.

male cult leader: I have received a new revelation from the lord
me: let me guess, he wants you to have multip—
cult leader: I am to have multiple wives

She made us drinks
To drink
We drunk em
Got drunk

If i woke up tomorrow as a horse first thing I’d do is eat a whole apple with the core in one bite I bet it would be really nice. Then I would kick whatever’s behind me

Marlboro Red would be a beautiful name for a baby boy

they should invent feelings that get reciprocated

all men do is pee loud and lie

'Do it scared' was a lifesaver

hiiii good morning <3 i hope you have a good day!

sorry i can’t hangout tonight i am not Perfect yet

i like to be flirted with in the kind of dramatised way where it’s like ur gonna die if u don’t have me

just wanna be happy for real

I think I wanna be someone’s weird wife.

ima post the hottest pic today fr