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WIN tickets to Five Alarm Funk on May 22 from The Lance. To enter: bit.ly/JCy8Ne

bouncy castle and inflatable waterslide? we're going to have the best wedding ever!

Why was Garfunkel considered the cute one? I just don't get it......

I'm Baaaaccckkkkkk.... Hi Michael Evans

I know Anderson Lunau is having a fantastic day when I wake up and there's a chair in the shower.

I should be in bed but watching the Wedding Singer instead. I don't know why...

Do people with ugly kids know that their spawn are gross? #fatgingers

#Blackops2 sold out pretty much everywhere in Canada... thank you #amazon :)

@thereasonrock Wish I was there! Hello to all the Nefidovs boys I see in the pic

Guess who doesn’t have to worry about camouflage for the next couple days? #ThisGuy #SnowStorm

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I think my new favourote person is the black actor with the alpaca teeth.

My cat is humping my housecoat. He hasn't humped in ~5 years. THIS IS NEWS, PEOPLE. No, unfortunately I'm not wearing it.

Wow spongebob is funnier than I remember.

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Путин предложил СФ отменить разрешение на использование ВС на Украине...

Floating....... #Venice