If young people are the lazy ones, why is it all the oldies who call in the unroll app to read a 5 tweet thread?

Not much Alberta representation on the McDonald's Monopoly map this year. Must be JT's doing. Danielle, attack!!!

Thinking you're giving the biggest and best content but it's terrible for kids and nobody's going to take it with them, just a waste that benefits only the company that sold it. Gotta be a metaphor for something...

The carbon tax on my home heating bill is under $7/mo. My carbon tax rebate was over $400. This is trying to make JT look like a villain when it's only about austerity. Like you've ever looked at your heating bill you don't pay for, Pierre. Lying as always.

I have never, EVER, had an authenticator app help or work to get me into an app I'm locked out of. I think it's a social experiment to see how many times I can try before I break my phone. (The answer is 10, which is why I need into these apps, because I broke my phone in anger)

I don't understand how the world is so terrible when there's never been more life coaches. It doesn't add up

Gonna stop feeding my kids and maintaining my house so I can pay down my debt faster. Because I can only focus on one thing at a time.

Absolute joke of a government. New lows daily.

Year-end lists of Best Music and Top 100s need to be called "My Favourites". I don't care if you're a professional critic, there's no way some of that is the best music this year had to offer.

Someone reviewed my book on Goodreads, 5/5 star, nice review I'm very grateful. Same person copy pasted same review on Amazon, 4/5 star. What

A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL!

When I need the house cleaned up, my kids blame their siblings and say they didn't make the mess, and I say I don't care who did it, just clean it up. Stop pointing fingers and clean it up, Danielle.

Good news, fellow Flames fans!

"eligible", which he knows won't happen. More truth-twisting to manufacture fear.

Did You Know? A bunch of French cats is called a Group Chat.

Come see Seth @ Seth's Barbershop in downtown #RedDeer for your grad haircut or regular touch-up. Great at his job and great guy too.

For a while there I was looking for another party to vote for instead of NDP, but now not only am I going to wholeheartedly, I'm a bit afraid of what might happen to me if I don't!

Pierre is a fucking idiot and anyone who votes for him is a fucking idiot. There's just nothing else I can say about it. Brain-twisting propaganda to the most moldable minds.

"that only us command" is a fantastic dig in a CAN/US game that what's his name is paying attention to.