Me checking twitter to make sure The Rock is okay

Me running to twitter to see if the 3rd of september is trending because of my birthday

Me checking twitter to make sure fruit ninja is okay

Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer when they see they’re trending x.com/DJJordanJetson…

Me checking twitter to make sure the Cheesecake Factory is okay

It’s been so long since I’ve had sex when I saw Hooters trending I got super excited to see some owl pictures.

All of us on team 0 kids

Me checking twitter to make sure pineapple express is okay

Me checking twitter to make sure Dave Grohl is okay

The playstation 5 preorder if you weren’t there the first 45 seconds: #ps5preorder x.com/liltatarthot/s…

Why is this picture of Shia Labeouf the last 8 years of my life

Everybody in LA just now feeling the earthquake #earthquake x.com/DJJordanJetson…

Me seeing Devito trending and checking twitter to make sure Danny is okay

The last time woodley won a round in a fight #UFCVegas11

Me watching everyone change their home screen like myspace while I’m on my iphone 6 still

Everybody: It will probably be Crash Bandicoot or Master Chief Minecraft Steve: x.com/liltatarthot/s…

To whom it may concern, See ya later