How my almost 3-year-old daughter melted my heart tonight: Tucking her into bed, I said, 'I have to work tomorrow, so I’ll see you when I get home. I love you very much.' She looked up and said, 'NO, Daddy! Mees come!' I explained she couldn’t, and with her precious little

This really is the secret to happiness. Gratitude and appreciation while seeking out struggle the right kind of struggles are key. It's hard to be married, it's hard to have children, it's hard to be fit. Be grateful for your spouse, for your children, and for your ability

Daughter was awoken by a loud crack of thunder at 0413 this morning. Terrified. Screaming for help. After being calmed down, she was capable of talking and didn't seem upset. Yet her entire body was shaking uncontrollably. Heart -wrenching. Books with momma solved it.

If I'm sitting in the break room with my headphones on, please stop talking to me. This is my 30 minutes to myself without call lights, monitor alarms, grandma who needs to pee, and grandpa who just pooped himself. Let me eat in peace.

Just ate 100g of protein for lunch. Really sucks that my body can only use 40g of it. (Satire)

Last cohort had to do 120 clinical hours in the fall For some reason they decided to up the house for my cohort Now I need to do 300 clinical hours during the fall semester Gonna be a stressful year (After already two stressful years)

*hours, genius. Gotta get 780 clinical hours in three semesters now instead of 600. Fun times.

This is correct.

I need a serious regain today. Death by a thousand annoyances and it's starting to get to me.

Have you ever met someone who you wanted to like and you know is a good person But for some reason they just start to annoy you no matter how much you try to like them?

Step 1: wake up Step 2: pee Step 3: drink day old, cold, black coffee Step 4: enjoy Step 5: repeat steps 3 and 4

This was my least enjoyable clinical experience to date. A "professional" actor holding a mirror and guiding me through an exam of herself. Got to do testicular and prostate exams that day also.

"I am the Elder King: Melkor, first and mightiest of all the Valar, who was before the world, and made it. The shadow of my purpose lies upon Arda, and all that is in it bends slowly and surely to my will.".

Just another day of boomers booming on FB 🫠

I think I've finally come to accept that my account will never get the reach that my "follower" count would dictate. Perhaps they're mostly just bots anyway. But I do appreciate you real ones for interacting and making this app enjoyable 🤝

A doggo post for your timelines.

“In sorrow we must go, but not in despair. Behold! we are not bound for ever to the circles of the world, and beyond them is more than memory.”

This is the equivalent of a fresh haircut for us men.

Now I'm annoyed that I stayed up this late to watch the Avs game 🫠