National gf’s day Is a stupid holiday anyways

Why does my truck feel the need to have some sort of problem whenever I’m planning something fun

Another year of not taking a girl to a pumpkin patch I hate it here👺

Don't stress too much about life, you're not getting out of it alive anyway.

drink more water you bitch

“he’s not answering, he’s probably cheating” the situation i’m in:

So good😂😂😂

Thank you to Notre Dame Football Head Coach Marcus Freeman for throwing out tonight's ceremonial first pitch! On November 23rd, the Shamrock Series returns to Yankee Stadium as Notre Dame takes on Army, celebrating the 100th anniversary of the fabled Four Horsemen. For more

Who remembers when Temple hosted Gameday against Notre Dame 👀

My worst fear is coming home and finding my gf cheating on me and then getting my ass beat by the mf

Okay we have a winner 😭

"the worst she can say is no" her:

DJ Uiagalelei on sideline next week vs Memphis