$TSLA Q&A: Can you tell us more about the affordable models? $TSLA: We already lied about that in the opening remarks.

Next question:

Elon: "if I got crazy." Oops... too late.

Random question... Elon's answer: next year!

Elon: could $TSLA have a few rough quarters? Yeah, we could. Did he just suffer a mini stroke?

$TSLA IR: that's all the lies we have for today folks! Bullshit you next quarter. <Begin crappy techno music>

Tesla's "best product ever" wasn't mentioned on the earnings call either.

Adding personally owned vehicles to a robotaxi network is and always has been a liability nightmare for both $TSLA and the vehicle owner—and a huge stock-pumping lie.

$TSLA would have to start hiring convicts and homeless people to provide sufficient cheap human supervisors for their "robotaxis."

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Elon Musk better scrub his Twitter history quickly because plaintiffs attorneys are going to have a f*cking field day with the litany of lies he's told about $TSLA's Autopilot and FSD.

Gary Black calls out Farzad as an investing quack.

Remember this Jonas gem?

Of course now that Jonas has moved on to moon sharks with laser beams, or whatever his latest asinine $TSLA pump is, I doubt he'll be reducing his PT on the news that Dojo is dead.

I forgot about this. 😂

Seth LaQue Elon Musk's Burner Account (parody) Elon Musk Tesla Owners Silicon Valley my first time trying Grok Imagine

Why has this degenerate-gambling Musk simp not posted an update on his August 15th $TSLA calls?

Turns out Tesla's "robotaxi" is just a regular taxi with a human in the driver's seat that drives worse than a regular taxi with a human in the driver's seat.

Save them with what—a money-losing human-operated fake "robotaxi" service only open to Musk simps who SEC the deepest?