Morning all! I'm looking for pairs of friends who bought a house together, for a broadsheet newspaper. There's a nice fee involved, so please share with anyone you know who fits the bill and retweet! (Re-X?) #journorequest

My first kids fiction book DEXTER PROCTER THE TEN-YEAR-OLD DOCTOR is released a week today, illustrated by Henry Paker. My advance copy has been mauled (potential culprits two toddlers, one dog) so imagine a less destroyed version of this. Pre-order from penguin.co.uk/books/458753/d…

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***Fee available*** Hey everyone, I'm looking for two or more female friends who have moved to the UK from abroad and get together over Christmas to enjoy some festive traditions from home. If this is you, please DM me for details! #journorequest

🥳Bunny Vs Monkey: THE GREAT BIG GLITCH is out TODAY! 🫠 Book ten in the BESTSELLING COMIC SERIES, this one’s a mind-bending, reality-warping, fart-filled EPIC! 🔥Perfect for kids of all ages, available EVERYWHERE! 💖Wanna win a signed copy? RT this tweet and I’ll pick at random!

Giveaway time!! 📚 Do you know a class of 30 children who would love the Blazing Bottom series? We’re giving away 30 sets of all four books in the series to celebrate the flatulent dragon's brand new festive caper, the Dragon with the Blazing Bottom at Christmas!💨 To #Win

I have no empirical evidence, but it really feels like a lot of absolutely grim viruses are circulating in London right now.

8 year old: “What do you listen to in your headphones?” Me: “Mostly podcasts.” 8 year old: “Is a podcast where people say things like (puts on a posh old lady voice) ‘This graaaandfather clock is from EIGHTEEN thirty-six and is worth SIXTY-FIVE thouuusand pouuunds.’?” Me: “Erm…”

Fee available! I'm looking for a couple who are still living together despite being separated. Perhaps you can't afford to sell up, or don't want to go back to flat-sharing. If you fit the bill, drop me a DM for more info! #journorequest

Hi all, I'm looking for a fashion stylist who has been to Glastonbury and can offer their tips for packing a festival wardrobe. For a broadsheet newspaper. DMs open! #journorequest

Hi all, I'm looking for something quite niche today: a uni leaver who moved to a new town after graduation and had to learn how to combat loneliness. If you can help, please drop me a message!

I'm looking for people aged 50+ who are saving into a cash ISA for a 'sunny day.' Could be a fun purchase, big holiday, anniversary splurge or your child's wedding. Hit me up! #Journorequest

I've got an amazing press opportunity for a man aged 50+ who has a cash ISA. If you'd like to know more, drop me a DM. Please retweet! #journorequest

Do you love your lip filler and want more, even though friends think you've gone far enough? Looking for case studies - good fee available. #journorequest

I had a clear out today. Here are two lots of books. I'm giving them away for free, cos I want to. The first pic to a primary school. The second pic to a secondary school. If you'd like them for your school get in touch. I'll choose the schools tomorrow. UK only PLEASE RT!

I'm hunting for more Wales-based writers on the arts. Would love your recommendations. Thank you/diolch yn fawr iawn!

I'm looking for people who have been offered unregulated weight-loss jabs at a beauty salon - whether you accepted or not. If you can help, drop me a DM! #Jounorequest

Hello. I'm doing another raffle. Tickets are just £2 each You can win ALL these SIGNED books + £50 to spend on books of your choice. All the money raised is going on books for two wonderful schools. Details HERE. biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-migh… PLEASE RT.

Morning all, I'm looking for women who have lost weight on a residential boot camp / wellness retreat, for a piece in a tabloid. Ideally, they will have adjusted their lifestyle / lost more weight on their return and have good pics. If you can help, drop me a DM! #jounorequest

Hi all, I'm looking for current / former retail workers to talk openly about the abuse they suffer at work - for example, customers using abusive language, shouting, eye-rolling, etc. There's a fee available to those who take part. DMs open. Please RT! #Journorequest