I be raw dogging the gym, no energy drink, no pre workout, just fueled by pain.

literally most men

“she’s just a friend” ok so kill her and her entire family

girls who have this handwriting used to laugh at me in the hallway and are now in my instagram dms tryna get me to “make an easy $2000 a month”

ima sit this one out y’all be safe

my demons are running a train on me tonight fr

my titties in your mouth

i’m ovulating who wants to play with fire

one thing about men is that they always keep back up options… stay woke girlies

still holding a grudge against my mom for not aborting me

not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out

Why are u as a man posting a story on social media

mfs will eat greasy takeout everyday and haven’t exercised in 37 months and be like “yeah I just can’t sleep at night idk what’s wrong with me 😩😩” baby your guts are churning and organs are shutting down

mfs be like “omg how do all these people add me by search on snapchat” as if they haven’t had their snap username in their bio for the past six years

this is my sleep paralysis demon

going to the gym isn’t a personality trait. it’s mine but that’s not the point

the next mf that’s gonna get me to open up is gonna need a warrant

Is it a hippa violation to ask if she squirts