my cat gained two pounds when he was living with my parents. turns out my mom was feeding him ice cream

It’s always a Pisces who’s like, “I’m not ignoring red flags, I’m just romanticizing them into a tragic love story.”

It’s always a Pisces who’s like, “I’m not emotionally unavailable, I’m just currently in five different dimensions at once.”

It’s always a Pisces who’s like, “I’m not avoiding reality, I’m just waiting for the universe to align with my dream life.”

It’s always a Pisces who’s like, “I’m not being flaky, I’m just following the cosmic signs that told me to stay in bed today.”

It’s always a Pisces who’s like, “I’m not delusional, I just think the guy who broke my heart is secretly my soulmate in another lifetime.”

It’s always a Pisces who’s like, “I’m not toxic, I just want someone who’s obsessed with me and emotionally unavailable at the same time.”

It’s always a Pisces who’s like, “I’m not ignoring red flags, I’m just convinced I can fix him with my unconditional love.”

What it’s like dating a Pisces

my therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “Procrastination is how you preserve the fantasy of your potential.”

If you want to smell *delicious*, to the point that people want to EAT you, you need to match your perfume to your Venus Sign. Perfume = perfect Venus tool for seduction. Smell is connected to memory, so if you want to linger in people’s mind, here’s what to do. ↓

If this is not the energy you’re bringing to a Pisces, don’t bring any at all

Oranges, hibiscus, cinnamon, cloves, sea salt, sage, and black walnut leaves in a spiritual bath for clearing sexual trauma and opening the sacral chakra ✨

Pisces entering Virgo season

Pisces in public: Pisces at home:

you need to dress like your Moon sign

We need an angrier version of hangry