Barbra Streisand’s comment on Melissa McCarthy’e post has me on the floor. 😂

Spring in the UK

the most italian man who ever lived

Girls will be like ‘1 year with my absolute world xxx’ and this is the picture:

To be completely honestly man only 2 out of 10 dentists recommended this toothpaste but they both have quite esoteric taste and are always early on things that later become cult classics

I would be doing 'He Had it coming' EVERY- Fucking - Night

I’ve just seen this on someone’s Instagram story 🤣

Gen Z out here writing think pieces on Sex and the City

refreshing as fuck

Do people do that?

if Sisyphus had Instagram:

how feeble it feels to peel eggs

A diversity training exercise I would enjoy .

Charlotte: Agent Cooper and I are trying for a baby.

Miranda: I’m just trying to figure out who put a fish in my percolator!

Samantha: Ladies, the only fish I’ve caught has been down by One Eyed Jacks.

Carrie: .siraP ot gnivom si giB

The way the can opening sounds like Biden too I’m cryinggggg

fake ass suicidal bitch i saw you do your skincare routine to maintain a youthful appearance in your old age you plan to make it to