“I can’t get a job, I need to watch the charts”

They hate me bc I’m an anus or whatever the saying is

i need to hit a rly big trade so that I can gain 50k followers who never interact with my posts ever again afterwards. I want to fit in with you guys.

This is a great pick up line

being on Twitter has been a very interesting experience because I have never witnessed as many 30+ year old men call themselves silly as much as they do on here

sexting

her: show me ur penis
Me: no it would scare you

21 questions but i just keep asking u if im making u uncomfortable

This is who U r trading against

you guys really need to stop praying for a sweet, kind, ambiguously violent milady girl because I can’t be everyone’s wife…………………

I’m a princess with a messy room. Who says guys who live in filth can’t find love? I’m your average Joe, hoping for Love. On the other hand I’m having a nice time gazing at the stars with different women everynight. She loves how I can’t be held down & longs for my touch. I am…

getting sent a free Milady is 100 bodies

Trust me bro, she’ll reaaallllyyy like it if you bring up crypto in every conversation. No really, the chicks dig that!!

the sheep are crawling back to friendtech

#NewProfilePic

why are you guys in crypto if u Hate it so much. Wats the point

to everyone who met ashbie irl: was she really as ugly as I hear? what abt that smell everyone talks about? does it really make you sick?