This is my obgyn, dog, I’m gonna die

im gonna join someone else's friendship... bitch scoot over I love y'all!!!!

chappell girlies dasbootleg13.com/collections/9-…

imo what’s far stranger than selling an “updated” unauthorized biography (which from a craven business perspective makes total sense) is TODAY’s breathless coverage of the second edition of a cringy unauthorized biography for meant children. why are they doing free ads for this

judas passing notes to mary magdalene like

do you ever get a little choked up because mine is entirely self written by a literal infant and it’s the best song of all time

she’s just

vampire dentist

this holiday elf

wearing a 12 necklace because she's a fan of the seattle seahawks iktr

tom brady

the devil wishes he worked half as hard as tswiftstyle. pre-order her book us.macmillan.com/books/97812509…

SAID DONT LOOK DOWN AND THEN YOU DO YOU PUT YOUR PAST ON ME AND YOU THINK YOU GOT PROBLEMS? I HAVE TOO! YOU RAN FROM LOVE THATS NOTHING NEW YOURE SCARED OF HEIGHTS THATS VERTIGO YOU WANTED LIGHTS GO SEE A SHOW YOU RAN AWAY THATS TOUCH AND GO YOURE SCARED OF LOVE WELL ARENT WE ALL

sorry no it’s this

no one talks about how she really got to live her modcloth dreams to the fullest like no one else did around this time. she was dressing like this AND she was on new girl. just crazy

jet stalkers talking about their jet stalking out in the open unchecked and unbalanced but let someone say her shoes look a little… and it’s over