Society: Be Yourself Society: No not like that

Punch should really punch some of them.

saw someone cut their birthday cake with a credit card, so performative for what??? 😭

Does Modiji also suffer from Meloniless epidemic?

i get really bad post crush depression cause i like approximately one person every three years

some nights i just want to rest my head in someone’s lap while they gently run their fingers through my hair 😪

how carpenters hit the nail without hurting themselves is still a mistry to me

losing my mind at speed of light

i love saying "in this economy???" for every situation in life happy - in this economy??? hungry - in this economy??? yearning - in this economy??? horny - in this economy???

HR: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? ME:

i'll love you in every shape, just like moon

2 mahine ki pyaari sardi fir vohi 10 mahine ki gandmari garmi

the way hate sells here is insane& everyone is chasing bangers (which is fine, one should be ambitious) but if you've achieved that by spreading hatred/gender wars/mocking someone's appearance then you're nothing but an absolute piece of stinkiest shit,apne banger ka aachar lagao

externally : everything is in control internally : *needs a hug*

me after letting the world know about my explicit sticker collection

My unpopular opinion / Hot Take : I actually do not desire to see technology advance any further.