Here’s a new one: 4YO: “I wasn’t wrong.” Me: “No?” 4YO: “No. It’s *dramatic pause* science. Science is about being wrong.”

Whelp. Bud on an early Grüninger Master Wheel of Fortune, a de Bry, and an early Dante woodcut this week. My budget hopes I don’t win them all.

Hold up there, Jelly Roll. “Throwing up prayers like Hail Marys?” But seriously, is there a term for when a metaphorical meaning overwhelms the primary meaning so much that the primary meaning is open to metaphor again? Maybe this line is brilliant?

Sending all my love to all ❣️ Especially to Zak Fisher who started the marvelous hashtag #NotaLion which took the internet by storn portail.biblissima.fr/fr/ark:/43093/… Biblissima

X is fitting when you think about it. Musky put our once loved site under erasure the moment he took over. Think I’m finally done.

We are now literally in the darkest timeline.

Only popping on to this site again to point out the hurting my Cubs put on the Blue Jays to Dr. Amy Scott (she/her).

Did I read correctly that all media before 2014 has been zapped from the platform? There goes my old #woodcutwednesday and #NotALion Tweets. I guess I really am done with this platform for good.

Not sure where he got it, but Bruno just closed a call with his grandparents with, “Keep it real, man!” 🤷‍♂️

Okay. Asking because maybe, just maybe, I’m transitioning into a Boomer. But what’s the etiquette for taking Zoom calls at a coffee house? Had a Gen Z type sit right next to me today while reading and she hopped on a call. AITA for giving her a disapproving look and moving?

My wife has been playing the Sleep Tight Science podcast for my 5YO at bedtime. Last night, this went down. Leslie: “There’s a new spooky episode of Sleep Tight Science. It’s about ghosts.” Bruno: “It must not be too scary. Otherwise it would be NO Sleep Science.” This kid, man.

Bruno insisted I bring this home from his school art bin. After describing it in depth as a rainforest scene with a tiger, he asked, “do you know how I made this masterpiece?” This kid’s confidence is unreal.

5YO: “I made my own toothpaste flavor. I mixed oat milk with toothpaste.” Me: “Yuck.” Bruno: “Don’t yuck my yum.” Fair enough. But still, yuck.

Time to trot out this woodcut one last time.

Balls to the Walz. #LetsGo #Harris2024