peacemaker got shot in the neck and walked it off unlike someone

Beating an SEC team in a hypothetical game

THE SEC HAS LOST A HYPOTHETICAL GAME

9 years later this is still the best tweet ever made. The combination of hubris and cluelessness has been often imitated but never equaled.

This tweet resonates in my bones. If it’s all collapsing I wish I could at least enjoy it.

Based on this picture, the Democratic Party has decided that Buttigieg should be the nominee

Looks like Governor Braun needs some knee pads.

Steve Ballmer is a lightweight

Brian Kelly unemployed one afternoon and then this happens. Very suspicious.

The shocking thing reading this interview isn’t just the content. It’s the rambling non-answers from someone who was considered to be the best choice as the press secretary for the most powerful office in America. She’s modern liberalism distilled into its most pure form.

For Libs of TikTok birthday I've sent Chaya some tweezers

Libs of TikTok But haven’t read the tweezer package?

Libs of TikTok Go tell Donnie, you raggedy ho!

Libs of TikTok Going outside looking like that is also a sin

Libs of TikTok

Libs of TikTok

Finally, a good Kirk mural

Libs of TikTok

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What the fuck is wrong with women?