Graeme Archer (@senordipstick) 's Twitter Profile
Graeme Archer

@senordipstick

'He has the voice of Disney'

- drunk Russian woman, 2018

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calendar_today25-07-2013 21:37:30

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Apparently we're not going to fuck the cricket up. And with that I'm going out to meet a mate for beer. He's visiting from...... Australia 😁

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I was holding my 2 yr old daughter on a walk moments ago and for the 1st time out of nowhere she said “Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as” I started to quietly tear up. She couldn’t see my face & I didn’t make a sound but she said “Parklife”

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That Kiwior header - which didn't even look on target - touched THREE Newcastle players before going in and they've still given him the goal. I'm still not over the direct corner Pablo Fornals scored against Liverpool being taken away despite it not touching anyone. #ARSNEW