Incredible things are happening.

Remember, they want you to eat the cancer and live in the pods.

The proper response to people screaming about “gErRyMaNDerInG iSn’T dEmOCrAtIc!!1!” Is to say “I don’t care. Welcome to Democracy.”

Good morning Twitter! Sweet it is to praise the Lord, to sing, most high God, in honour of thy name; to proclaim thy mercy and faithfulness at daybreak and at the fall of night. (St. Peter Protocathedral, Jefferson City, MO)

I have believed this for a long time now. Caesar couldn't take the title of Emperor at first, so our modern kings will be Presidents, Governors, and CEOs.

This is a depressing stat if true. The world is a colder, darker place without them here.

Common Midwestern W.

American Catholics should rejoice that more people are joining the Church. However, we should have pity for our Protestant brothers and not rub this fact in their face. We must recognize that the character of the country will change as the Seven Sisters collapse.

I have mixed feelings about the Corporation for Public Broadcasting getting the axe. One the one hand: screw NPR and their insufferable fellow travellers! On the other: It could be a good propaganda tool for the Right if purged and repurposed in the future.

You've heard of weaponized autism. Now, I present to you: Weaponized Reddit.

Who’s going to tell these idiots that the Texas House has explicit rules in their Rule Book saying Representatives absent without leave can be arrested?

Donald Trump has been President for 6 months and I still do not yet have an anime girl for a wife. It's over. The GOP has lost me. Israel has won. The only principled option left is to become a histrionic counter-signaler and hysterically demand that we hand the country back

Jesus's first miracle was making more wine after the people at the party drank it all.

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Your daily reminder that Mormons aren’t Christians.

Zionism is a plague.

“Be a secular humanist or else!”

Don’t care, and we didn’t ask Frog.