Nobody cares what he has to say

what kills me about this is you can see in real time matthew mcconaughey trying to shut him up

I'm man enough to admit that when a place advertises "hand scooped ice cream" I have no idea what the alternatives are

SHE HAS SPOKEN

This looks like Mike Epps doing a parody of Ginuwine

"during the apocalypse, what are you saving?" me:

It really pisses me off how funny he is

Dentist: “how's school going?” Also Dentist: (Right after asking)

Oh the team worked fast as hell 😂

Next it’s going to be protein lip gloss

I would totally watch a show of CEOs using their own products. Somebody has got to green light this.

I’d like to see the CEO of Intuit file his taxes through TurboTax without screaming at his computer

a lion might lose his teeth but never his hunger

Printing in dark mode is diabolical I know that printer was going through hell

GENIUS: Jalen Hurts earned his Master’s Degree while playing in the NFL. He completed his Master’s in Human Relations from Oklahoma while leading the Eagles to the Super Bowl and signing a $255M deal.

I love that she edits her face into oblivion but leaves his completely untouched

Arnold Schwarzenegger was so impressed with YouTuber and bodybuilder Sam Sulek's pro debut at the Arnold Classic that he got up to take a selfie with him.

For a second I thought they meant George from Seinfeld and then I remembered lmao

Is he okay? Ginuwine question.