Moo Deng is giving baby Fiona her nothing new moment

So far the KOSA debate has been split between members of Congress who support an unconstitutional censorship bill and members of Congress who can’t or don’t want to support the bill because it isn’t unconstitutional enough 🥴

State-led occupational licensing reforms can help fill key labor shortages with internationally trained immigrants. Read how #Maryland, #Virginia, & #Utah are leading the way in doing just that. WES takes a deep-dive into U.S. Department of Labor 's Bridging the Gap report: ow.ly/Lzki50TpjmE

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Oh this is coo

I am having such a good time

This is probably the contradiction that annoys me above all else. But then a pseudo-Luddite instinct to ban every new content medium for corrupting the youth is a classic American tradition.

How do we know that Congress doesn't care about kids? Because they literally ignore criminal id theft & push more opportunities for fraud w/ KOSA. rstreet.org/commentary/the…

Lmao watching sea turtles doing it

Today, my colleague Scott Blackburn and I filed a comment for Americans for Prosperity with the The FCC concerning their NPRM surrounding #AI and #Elections. We will unapologetically defend the #FirstAmendment and technological progress and innovation from such proposals. tinyurl.com/5n6kp66uA🧵:

Great opportunity to work with a great team!

Come work with me!!! And adam too ig

Even with all the updates, even with all the concessions, even with all the sturm und Drang — KOSA remains a dangerous bill. I have the latest updates via National Review: nationalreview.com/2024/09/why-co…

I will concede that this time, she has a point. (The point is the spine of a sea urchin. In her foot.) Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair 🦥

So for others who have had a sea urchin in their foot - some spines I think have dissolved but there's one at the side of my foot making it hard to walk again with sharp pain and I can really feel it. 3 days post stepping on it. Is that normal or should I go back to doc?

I have no idea why some Republicans think repeatedly insulting women without children is a good idea either morally or politically. They are addicted to self-sabotage.

WATCH: Donald J. Trump totally sidesteps Nick Gillespie's question about the former president's deficit spending.

Good news - they're dissolving well except one that goes straight through my pinky toe. That one is bigger and dissolving slower. Doctor thinks it's all fine thankfully, but X ray helped me understand it better. Also antibiotics yolo

Just want to note that mountains never once sent me to urgent care. Just my first fucking time snorkeling