shawty let the whole football team hit

i thought pre game meant jerking off before you have sex

im getting 50 goth girlfriends and putting them to work in my knockoff louis vuitton factory

why does he look like a smiling friend

"the stand user could be anyone!" the stand user:

how does a 5 person poly relationship decide which 4 people go on the steam family

pokemon company banned an idf veteran

plans for today (my father in law is grilling and im super excited)

been playing a lot of modded minecraft lately

do you guys remember rosebayo

if u wanna pull u gotta be pathetic and desperate i dont make the rules

fell asleep on the couch with him last night and i remember waking up in the morning snuggling him and his parents saying smthn like "look at them :)"

friend said i have no game and i lowk got soul read like thats not even untrue but its ok bcz rhe method still works

pokken 2 incoming

its actually abnormal and unnatural. its fine to be like that, just keep that "c1s" shit away from me and my family :/

im so glad im infertile. sex would be scary if i was fertile. id be putting up lebron numbers in the abortion community