ELECTION DAY STRIKE: We are back out on the picket line today. We know this is a hard day to be on strike for our members but we want to be clear: We are here because of the decisions of @NYTimes management.

Lmaoooo this daily show kornacki bit

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

no actually fuck this. just hire fat actors. it's fucking ridiculous

The problem with Jeff Goldblum in Wicked (2024) is he’s basically the same as Jeff Goldblum in Thor: Ragnarock (2017) and I find that to be quite boring. I so sorry but you know who I think would have done a great Wizard? Neil Patrick Harris

“This makes me uncomfortable and therefore it’s bad and I am assuming something terrible will happen if I don’t punish it so I am violently reacting to it in order to feel safer” is literally just being a cop.

remember when henry kissinger died on spotify wrapped day last year

a spotify wrapped day miracle

They’re gonna spend 100x more manpower and money to find the UHC CEO shooter than they ever did investigating UHC’s unlawful practices and the deaths they caused.

Director: ugh I just got the ER bill from when I got hit by a car on my bike guess how much it was Me: idk $20k? Him: 😮 how did you know that?? It was $21k!! Me: yeah dawg I know the cost of healthcare in America it fucking sucks

do you think he shot it perfectly "depose deny defend" and he's mad the media is reporting it in the wrong order? that would bother me

BREAKING: The ammunition used in the fatal shooting of UnitedHealthcare's CEO had writing on it that read, "deny," "defend" and "depose," an AP source says. apnews.com/article/united…

Made good use of my copay dollars by dedicating 20min to dissecting wicked with my therapist this session

idgaf about realism have buck make a deal with a crossroads demon to get bobby back