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SelvieBlue2

@selvieblue2

A creative guy who likes to write some spicy ENM writings as well as focusing on both positive affirmations and reflective works ranging from light to dark.

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Ralph was late to a boardroom meeting after taking selfies. As a joke, someone wrote an E-Mail stating he should take some nude selfies and mistakenly published it. Surprisingly, the corporation agreed and insisted he do a presentation on them also in the nude.

Ralph was late to a boardroom meeting after taking selfies. As a joke, someone wrote an E-Mail stating he should take some nude selfies and mistakenly published it. Surprisingly, the corporation agreed and insisted he do a presentation on them also in the nude.
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Tony was always nervous. So it was suggested to start getting over this, he photographically document his participation in some naked bike races. It was then stated if he could do this, maybe he should eventually take part in a local bike race while being the only naked one.

Tony was always nervous. So it was suggested to start getting over this, he photographically document his participation in some naked bike races. It was then stated if he could do this, maybe he should eventually take part in a local bike race while being the only naked one.
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Bret jumped at the chance to be part of an emerging artist's latest work. He didn't know it would be pictures of him taking pictures in public while not wearing anything. He was really apprehensive but persisted. He found it embarrassing, but also exhilarating.

Bret jumped at the chance to be part of an emerging artist's latest work. He didn't know it would be pictures of him taking pictures in public while not wearing anything. He was really apprehensive but persisted. He found it embarrassing, but also exhilarating.
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After not complying with the proper kitchen attire for what seemed like the thousandth time, he was told he'd have to go outside and take orders... out of uniform. His last article of clothing was down halfway, But it was made clear that he had to have everything all the way off.

After not complying with the proper kitchen attire for what seemed like the thousandth time, he was told he'd have to go outside and take orders... out of uniform. His last article of clothing was down halfway, But it was made clear that he had to have everything all the way off.
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This professional thief attempted to steal files from a law office and was caught. He'd been on the police's radar for a while, so they decided to savor their victory by making him pose for some unorthodox “wanted” pictures... in front of the law firm he tried to steal from.

This professional thief attempted to steal files from a law office and was caught. He'd been on the police's radar for a while, so they decided to savor their victory by making him pose for some unorthodox “wanted” pictures... in front of the law firm he tried to steal from.
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Two dudes posing as police officers had this guy undress during a prolonged and embarrassingly public strip search after accusing him of a fake crime. As his uncut cock flopped out for all to see, he desperately explained to his friend he had nothing to do with this.

Two dudes posing as police officers had this guy undress during a prolonged and embarrassingly public strip search after accusing him of a fake crime. As his uncut cock flopped out for all to see, he desperately explained to his friend he had nothing to do with this.
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He was nervous as the newest canoe teacher. Unfortunately, a few problematic people were there and suggested that he teach naked, a suggestion which gained momentum. He stammered while protesting that there was no way he was going to teach completely nude, but eventually....

He was nervous as the newest canoe teacher. Unfortunately, a few problematic people were there and suggested that he teach naked, a suggestion which gained momentum. He stammered while protesting that there was no way he was going to teach completely nude, but eventually....
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This new doorman unwittingly told the owner of the club he couldn't enter. The owner decided to hire him as security for a day event and gave him a back satchel. He explained he'd be the only one required to wear just that and make certain he was still fully exposed.

This new doorman unwittingly told the owner of the club he couldn't enter. The owner decided to hire him as security for a day event and gave him a back satchel. He explained he'd be the only one required to wear just that and make certain he was still fully exposed.
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Patrick apparently went to the wrong house party. He was upstairs using one of the bathrooms when the house owner and some guests were there waiting for him when he exited. They told him if he was so comfortable here, then he should make himself more comfortable...

Patrick apparently went to the wrong house party. He was upstairs using one of the bathrooms when the house owner and some guests were there waiting for him when he exited. They told him if he was so comfortable here, then he should make himself more comfortable...
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A game of strip pool was decided. He told everyone he was an excellent player, so they had him agree to some terms. Not only would he have to drink his least favorite beer, but he'd have to do it, bare-ass naked. Apparently, he wasn't as good as he thought...

A game of strip pool was decided. He told everyone he was an excellent player, so they had him agree to some terms. Not only would he have to drink his least favorite beer, but he'd have to do it, bare-ass naked. Apparently, he wasn't as good as he thought...
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Frank remained unassuming, keeping to himself. However, many of the other guys decided he should be more noticed. He said that wasn't necessary. But they insisted. They then surrounded him and started pulling at his clothing which quickly lead to Frank being fully undressed...

Frank remained unassuming, keeping to himself. However, many of the other guys decided he should be more noticed. He said that wasn't necessary. But they insisted. They then surrounded him and started pulling at his clothing which quickly lead to Frank being fully undressed...
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Sometimes, he isn't properly dressed up to code. Today, though, before he headed up the pole, his superior whipped his uniform off his chest. He was told if it slipped far enough to expose his penis, to leave it like that. That'll teach him to stop doing this.

Sometimes, he isn't properly dressed up to code. Today, though, before he headed up the pole, his superior whipped his uniform off his chest. He was told if it slipped far enough to expose his penis, to leave it like that. That'll teach him to stop doing this.
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He didn't realize when he won a contest to star in a commercial for his favorite shampoo, it'd require nudity. But he managed to find a calm, searing a cooling shadow over the landscape of exhilarated and fiery nerves beneath his bare skin. (thanks to x.com/colinecaio)

He didn't realize when he won a contest to star in a commercial for his favorite shampoo, it'd require nudity. But he managed to find a calm, searing a cooling shadow over the landscape of exhilarated and fiery nerves beneath his bare skin. (thanks to x.com/colinecaio)
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Mack slept in the nude. He never thought much of it. But when it ended up on a recorded presentation for the mattress store he managed, he was beyond humiliated. It was then decided he be a spokesperson, and, to his further humiliation, it was decided he wouldn't wear anything

Mack slept in the nude. He never thought much of it. But when it ended up on a recorded presentation for the mattress store he managed, he was beyond humiliated. It was then decided he be a spokesperson, and, to his further humiliation, it was decided he wouldn't wear anything
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This poor guy looked similar to the perpetrator in the picture. So he was ordered to re-enact it, exactly, for the forensics team. The perp was not only nude but also showing everything. His heart pounded, causing his breath to pulsate as he slipped his hand off his penis.

This poor guy looked similar to the perpetrator in the picture. So he was ordered to re-enact it, exactly, for the forensics team. The perp was not only nude but also showing everything. His heart pounded, causing his breath to pulsate as he slipped his hand off his penis.
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BAXTER'S LOST BET: 1 It would only be two minutes. All Baxter had to do was go to the club in a speedo. How hard was that? As he made his way up to the velvet rope, seeing the people in line and the bouncers in front of the entrance, he already was starting to feel nervous.

BAXTER'S LOST BET: 1

It would only be two minutes. All Baxter had to do was go to the club in a speedo. How hard was that?

As he made his way up to the velvet rope, seeing the people in line and the bouncers in front of the entrance, he already was starting to feel nervous.
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This was different from when he initially got the piercing. Then, it was a private session. He didn't realize when he volunteered to model for the tattoo/piercing artist, a full-body shot was needed. Plus, the shoot was on a beach with several people.

This was different from when he initially got the piercing. Then, it was a private session. He didn't realize when he volunteered to model for the tattoo/piercing artist, a full-body shot was needed. Plus, the shoot was on a beach with several people.
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BAXTER'S LOST BET: 2 Baxter sunk his arms to the side as he hung his head down. The DJ then started making comments about how he'd look without the speedo. He shifted his eyes back and forth while shuffling his feet. His chin nearly sunk into his chest. He felt like protesting

BAXTER'S LOST BET: 2

Baxter sunk his arms to the side as he hung his head down. The DJ then started making comments about how he'd look without the speedo.

He shifted his eyes back and forth while shuffling his feet. His chin nearly sunk into his chest. He felt like protesting
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Winning the fight in the ring gained him a lot of publicity. One site was wanting some “sexy” poses from him. Upon learning that he wouldn't be wearing anything and that it would require full-frontal angles, he initially said no. But, per his contract, he had no choice, so...

Winning the fight in the ring gained him a lot of publicity. One site was wanting some “sexy” poses from him. Upon learning that he wouldn't be wearing anything and that it would require full-frontal angles, he initially said no. But, per his contract, he had no choice, so...
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BAXTER'S LOST BET: 3 He hooked his thumbs into the top of his speedo. Some whistling and chanting could be heard. The “take it off” chant was spreading. The amusement and the laughter was converging into a uniform vocalization. Concentrating on this solidified unison that was

BAXTER'S LOST BET: 3

He hooked his thumbs into the top of his speedo. Some whistling and chanting could be heard. The “take it off” chant was spreading.

The amusement and the laughter was converging into a uniform vocalization. Concentrating on this solidified unison that was