sometimes i worry about being chronically online but then i remember there are people who think chatgpt is their friend♥️

snitching at work is crazy cuz you deadass don't like me so much that you'd rather see me unemployed

Why am I bawling seeing the new pope? #Conclave2025

Just like the first rule of coding: "If it works don't touch it" 😂

If I bite into a donut and there’s cheesecake inside I might start crying tears of joy, and I’m not playing.

I hate it when twitter refreshes while I’m reading comments

Ravina deserves to be in the finals because Mary Frances could have done any of the dozens of awesome Filipino desserts but she does a PAVLOVA?? Whitewashed the whole time smh #SpringBakingChampionship

I think depression and anxiety could be partly cured by financial stability.

The dude - wait for it - 😂

It has begun.

i’ll never stop calling this app “twitter”

my brother just sprinted into my room yelling OPEN GOOGLE TRANSLATE and typed this in and i just cant believe it's real

Just landed in toronto and it’s literally india wtf

Wait did the Grenfell Tower not have a sprinkler system?

Made it to Friday but at what cost? Monday is literally in 30 minutes.

BREAKING NEWS!!! Coworkers are NOT your friends! Avoid gossip, Don't brag, Do your job, Get paid, Go home. Brooooo Keep your private life to yourself.

french children telling their parents they got hurt:

if you had these put in your hair as a youth, you may be entitled to compensation