I NEED HILARY DUFF TO GO ON TOUR I WILL BE FRONT ROW!!! PLEASE DO IT LITTLE GIRL!!!

Duffanators activate

Crazy how you can be having a good day and then WHAM. Allie X on shuffle

when the partner asks me for comments that were due an hour ago

totally oversold my ability to turn out a new recipe and a boy I really like just agreed to come over tomorrow night to have it with me

when you ask an owl about his plans for the night

Virgin - Lorde kinda aging like a beautiful silky smooth wine…. her plans are measured in centuries

Personally emotionally and spiritually I will never recover from the Nebraska/ Texas A&M regional final 🏐 game today. Do not contact me for 3-5 business days.

If the Michalka sisters have no fans, I have died

Heather Gay was a senator?

You’re telling me he turns 80 next year? Wow that’s crazy, wish we could have known that before somehow.

Family asleep and I am munching down on never before seen combinations of leftover food items

They gonna have moments of silence at NFL games this weekend or do they just do that for podcasters?

I lost my job, my kids have measles, and Trump's personal Gestapo is randomly executing American citizens. But at least now there won't be any non-binary characters on the new Paw Patrol spin-off.

and if Mama Kelce is the Secret Traitor?

of course she doesn’t know which day it was, it’s 265 all over again

me when they outlaw having a fat ass and a pure heart