baby kept bringing me books and quietly growling while I read a page or two then taking them away from me and I finally figured out that he was looking for pictures of animals that roar

why is this baby's movement so much more painful than my first two 😭

woah Haunt Fox

gah what

this morning I woke up grouchy at my husband bc I had a dream I had a craving for cereal and he was like "no you're only allowed to have cereal at night"

me: *giving 4yo a lengthy explanation of something* 4yo: *visibly straining to pay attention* "wow that's crazy mommy" x.com/eigenrobot/sta…

first he tells me that "safe to ingest" does not mean the fruit stickers are *edible* or even *compostable* and now this