I got another photo with Giancarlo Esposito and the conversation went like this me: hey 10 years ago I got a photo of you pretending a banana was a gun, do you remember me? Giancarlo: of course I remember you me: shit you’re a good actor

I debated whether to share my story on here, but I guess I will. I think there's an idea out there that millions of violent criminals are pouring across the border, carrying machetes and drugs, looking to harm Americans. Certainly, while some people fall into that category, the

A data broker owned by the major airlines, including Delta, American, and United, collected travelers’ flight records, sold access to them to Customs and Border Protection, and in the contract told CBP not to reveal where the data came from. From WIRED: wired.com/story/airlines….

having newsom as your governor is hard bc one week you’re like i will destroy that sadistic devil may he be tortured for ten thousand years and then the next week you’re like yes go my sadistic devil torture them for ten thousand years and i will win you the throne of hell

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

I took my nephew to the aquarium tonight and while he was petting a stingray he yelled “it feels like ham!”

“i asked grok” “i asked chatgpt” well i asked R2D2 and he said you’re a bitch

So pleased to finally announce Returnal! I’m not, like, in it or anything. I just think it’s superb. 🤷‍♂️

someone else said that gavin newsom defends californians the way that vampires defend their food source

“I asked grok” “I asked ChatGPT” Well I asked Dr. Casper Darling, Head of Research at the Federal Bureau of Control, and he just took his shirt off

Back in the late ’90s, a debug and tuning staff member named Takino joined our development team. For some reason, everyone just called him “Bob” from the start. After we finished developing TEKKEN 5, I was in the office chatting with our animation lead about ideas for a new

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It doesn’t solve anything and it definitely doesn’t change anything but it is kind of nice to know that he knows that his big macho honk honk birthday parade sucked

If you want to catch me at Bold Matsuri today, come by early—the line may get capped at a certain point this afternoon…! 🏃‍♂️

I’ve experienced seven airports and five flights in two days, and it’s 100% of my own doing. 🤪 I feel like I’ve earned a travel-map montage a la Indiana Jones movies. ✈️🗺️

Where’s my wife outfit #SILENTHILL #silenthill2Remake #ResidentEvilVillage #AlanWake #AlanWake2

Hey, all! I’m doing a signing at NinjaXchange down in Carlsbad next weekend! Grab your stuff and come see us! 😸

[record scratch] “Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here…” Receiving a bedazzled Endeavor figure at Bold Matsuri was quite the Father’s Day surprise! I’ll post a pic of the full figure later, but I like how he’s both not enough and too much in this one. 🤣

“We were there for unrelated reasons but also we were never there.”