Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@seismicmelon) 's Twitter Profile
Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@seismicmelon

Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing. Long distance Ospreys fan 🖤 lover of things on 2 wheels and professional road warrior.

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calendar_today10-01-2023 04:24:33

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I used to be on here 10 years ago. I can search my old account and see the amazing people i used to speak to. This makes me happy and sad as those relationships are now gone.

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A beer has fallen out of my fridge on a school night. I hate it when that happens. Kind of like how that glass fell out of my local pub and into my kitchen.

A beer has fallen out of my fridge on a school night. I hate it when that happens. 

Kind of like how that glass fell out of my local pub and into my kitchen.
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I had every intention of getting up early to join the pre-queue for the official queue. But I didn’t so I’ll wait for the bonus DVD to come out #oasis I do actually like Oasis (a lot) I just couldn’t be arsed.

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Driver CPC course. 3 and 1/2 hours of chatting about hgv working hours. I’m literally beside myself with excitement. If you don’t know what Drivers CPC is google it. It’ll help if you’re having trouble sleeping at night.

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Over an hour in and we’re still doing introductions 🙄 so to amuse myself I’ve poured a beer into a travel mug to help ease the pain.