If you had to choose between a $5,000 check and watching trump get convicted, what would you choose? Like for the check. RT for trump convicted.

70% of Americans believe Roe v. Wade should remain the law of the land. Retweet if you're one of them.

For so many reasons, I have loved Sean Hayes since the 1st episode of Will & Grace, not the least of which is because he reminds me of Uncle Arthur, the great Paul Lynde

I once saw two guys in a pissing contest—one said, “I just drank a lot of water so you’re going to lose,” but the other guy said, “Oh yeah, well I have complete central DI”—guess who won?

I call on Congress to expel Jim Jordan for violating Section 3 of the 14th Amendment. He has no business in our government, let alone be the Chair of any committee! Like, share, retweet if you agree! Jim Jordan Involvement on Jan. 6 Revealed by Committee newsweek.com/jim-jordan-inv…

The sequence of scenes of Jim and Pam getting married in the Niagara episode of The Office is pure joy and happiness—never fails to get me when they’re all dancing down the aisle—so perfectly beautiful

Has anyone figured out how to get an email from LinkedIn?

It's my job to be different than the rest and that's enough reason to go for me It's my job to be better than the best and that's a tough break for me… It's my job to be better than the best and that makes the day for me —Mac McAnally, covered by Jimmy Buffett (RIP), 1980

Well, I just started to stream Taxi and Will & Grace again—someone’s love life must be in trouble

Holly Golightly—Truman Capote’s greatest character—will be 100 in 2024

The TOP TWENTY LIST: 20 People I’d Like to See OUT OF WORK this week: Lindsey Graham Tucker Carlson Ted Cruz Tommy Tuberville Scott Perry Ron Johnson Jim Jordan Elise Stefanik Sarah Huckabee Sanders Greg Abbott Marsha Blackburn Matt Gaetz Rick Scott Ron DeSantis Clarence

For Rosh Hashanah, one of my friends just wished me a L’Shania Twain—I’m impressed

Serious question for .John Cusack — what do you do nowadays when you see a copy of Love in the Time of Cholera at a bookstore? Asking for a friend

The TOP TWENTY LIST: 20 People I’d Like to See OUT OF WORK this week: Jim Jordan Patrick McHenry Ted Cruz Matt Gaetz Tommy Tuberville Lauren Boebert Tom Cotton Paul Gosar Clarence Thomas Nancy Mace Ron Johnson Elise Stefanik Sarah Huckabee Sanders George Santos Marsha

I’m dressed up as a clotted AVF—it’s not a thrill

It’s A Wonderful Life is probably the best Christmas movie, but the worst part is that evil Old Man Potter—who probably faked his wheelchair injury to dodge the draft—was never held accountable for his many heinous crimes

The 2024 Nephrology Match

We all love Home Alone but for me the movie doesn’t really start until Gus Polinski (John Candy) appears an hour and 25 minutes in to help old SCTV pal Catherine O’Hara get to Chicago

Is there anyone who nails every showstopper s/he sings more perfectly and with more virtuosity than Patti Lupone? If so, please quote because I can’t think of any other

Just saw the guys who won the Oscar for Achievement in Sound backstage, who said, “ What a night! We met John Mulaney!!” #Oscar2024