This Rite Aid made me google if a hurricane is hitting

The dog being dl too

And for lunch dessert the nastiest mealiest plum imaginable

My nephew peeg is having his bday tomorrow at a bar called Peegs

Calling someone a “ding dong” >

Why is my nephews bday party at a bar called pegs in Ridgewood? Quickly

Dame Maggie Smith .. genie ur free. Gag it

I went out and got dinner and brought it back to my nephews bday party and everyone bullied me so I threw it out

I genuinely feel amazing

1 year olds bday party is now

When I brought dinner to the party last night

Night

Locktober is a go

I wanted to challenge the guy next to me at the movie to a fight outside after

Good morning and let’s go Mets

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All I’m asking for is a way to see who liked my tweets

Me like not knowing how to use twitter after 15 years

Mad people think I’m putting on a cock cage tmw