Who could have possibly had access to the code, been awake at cocaine hours, and cared so much about defending South African settlers? I guess we’ll never know

They could make the rcq promo a free hot dog coupon at Costco and I’d be happier

Kneecap, Irish History and Palestine: A cultural analysis

Originally, EDH was a puzzle of taking square 60-card comp constructed pegs and making them fit into round 100-card Singleton holes. Now we have to play comp constructed with direct-to-Commander products. The inversion of the dynamic makes both games worse. #commander #mtg

please ban all expensive cards I don’t own from standard Magic: The Gathering

A key element of facism is pretending the entire world is against you, when really you occupy the most privillaged and powerful position on the planet a key example of this phenomenon are EDH players

Can’t wait for the wizards article in 3 months explaining that final fantasy and spider man weren’t supposed to be standard legal and the announcement was made too late in development for significant changes

Every day things gradually get a little worse, except for days when things abruptly get much worse. (This is a RedZone tweet)

Imagine managing licensing rights so poorly that you, the maker of Lego, have to make the MegaBloks of your own product.

Every NFL game, a WR has at least one moment where they jump 10ft in the air, lay out, and land straight on their back/head/shoulder/face, only to pop back up with no issue. If I tried that, even once, I'd have to be hospitalized immediately.

What if Kimmel dues a Budd Dwyer tonight what then

Congrats to Noah Rabin on the invitational card

I used to play 35+ people FNMs. Now they don't fire.

I wrote about what it has felt like to be a competitive magic player for the past ~5-6 years

Star City Games I think anyone unironically enthusiastic about buying this should be put into a conservatorship, but I hope they enjoy this product regardless.

Saffron Olive What makes me sad is: there is no way anyone who works on Magic (design or otherwise) would sign up for this release schedule if they cared about quality, balance, cohesion, etc. I know they care about those things, meaning the important decisions aren’t in their hands anymore.

Since so many people ask we decided to make 3745 word Belcher guide with the plans and sideboard mapping I used to win the Pro Tour If you want to do well in your upcoming Modern RCs, we are sharing everything we know about Belcher! link below and in bio retweets appreciated

Fascinating work here tracing how the IDF recycled 3D assets from a cyberpunk sci-fi art project, the Scottish Maritime Museum and elsewhere to populate its widely-seen models of supposed enemy locations in Gaza, Lebanon and Iran. One of the most infamous, the alleged underground

Tried to take the Magic: The Gathering survey about the Spider Man set. Gives me a pretty clear message. Good thing Riftbound looks sick!