I'm happy for Millie Bobby Brown. Why can't people just be happy for her? Congratulations Millie Bobby Brown

Audioslave - Like A Stone (2002)

It's so hard not to spend money. It's so hard to keep myself from popping over to JJ's for a sandwich or order a pizza from Domino's or buy more baseball cards online. But I'm trying to be a better steward of my money so I can retire early and get the hell out of health care

Wow, Lowe is closing in on El Caballo on the Tampa Bay Rays franchise HR list. Nice. MLB

Never seen anything played get a standing ovation then get booed a few minutes later. Milwaukee Brewers

Least surprising headline ever.

I always love when one of these closers come out to big fanfare with flames and shit and then get creamed and blow the save. Sorry not sorry Philadelphia Phillies

Big-Name Trade Deadline Guy Blows Save at Home against Inferior Team. There's your headline, Philadelphia Phillies.

Cowser hit the snot out of that. Good game in Baltimore.

Adding Marcus Semien to my Do Not Draft Ever list. Right next to Stanton, Rodón, any Rockies pitcher, and Carlos Correa.

Let’s all watch 15-year-old Mike Tyson almost fucking kill a guy in about eight seconds.

Blown Save Toronto Blue Jays

Anthony Rendon “Bobblehead Night”

The Miami Marlins will be as good or better than the Brewers are this season if their front office doesn't bungle it. I hope they don't. Another real competitor would make the NL East a very good division.

Work on bunting! Miami Marlins

My Bichette for top 5 in AL MVP voting dream is still alive, I see....MLB

Basallo.....Oh my goodness.....That's extension, hitting that to the opposite field gap. Wow, @Astros.

Oh my the Pittsburgh Pirates bullpen 🤮

Go San Diego Padres

Go San Diego Padres #BeatLA