Oh my goodness! I’m creeping up on 9,100 followers?! I usually don’t even clock this stuff—but we are just 900 beautiful, unhinged degenerates away from 10,000! I mean… that’s practically a cult. Do we get robes? A group chant? Matching emotional damage? Let’s fucking goooo!

Look for these at your grocery store and thank me later! divineflavor.com/jellyberries/

It’s a gift

Alright folks — I need my roasting sleep. It’s like beauty sleep, but instead of glowing skin, I wake up with a sharper tongue, darker sarcasm, and enough verbal ammo to ruin someone’s self-esteem before breakfast. Rest is important when you’re professionally unhinged.

Boy Greg Abbott you’re just rolling in all the success aren’t you? I bet you can’t stand…all this success. But don’t worry—neither can Texas.

We all just got drop-kicked back to 1984 and left emotionally waterboarded in the Swamp of Sadness. But unlike Atreyu, this bad bitch didn’t just sob and scream — she said ‘NOT TODAY, SATAN’ and held that horse’s head up for three damn hours like she was defying every childhood

Art Candee 🍿🥤 Can we all just agree that when it’s finally time for Trump to rot in prison, we skip the booking photos and bullshit, yeet his bloated, gold-plated ego straight to Alcatraz, and turn it into the most glorious, karmic theme park Earth has ever seen? And don’t stop there—MTG,

What an educated, thoughtful, law abiding POTUS looks like. Obama was calm, cool, and collected. Truly presidential and respectful.

They're going after Jasmine Crockett because she's effective. She does the work, knows her facts and tells it like it is. And they're threatened by it. We need more Jasmine Crocketts in Congress.

BREAKING: Trump’s playing cartographer now — this bloated GPS error of a man is renaming the Persian Gulf like it’s a fuckin’ Zillow listing. Because when you’ve got zero policy, zero morals, and zero understanding of geography, just grab a crayon and start scribbling over

Rent Free From Grok: **Do Presidents Have the Authority to Rename Holidays or Geographic Areas Without Congress?** Presidents do not have the unilateral authority to rename federal holidays or officially change the names of geographic areas, as these actions typically require

Badd Company Rent Free Rick Petree Kevin Snapp Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta Don Winslow Please re-post. Everyone needs to near this.

Rent Free I was flabbergasted to see that every (working) link on this page takes you directly to an X page. Each a blue tick to make money for someone. I wonder who! doge.gov

Badd Company Rent Free The Lincoln Project 🚨🚨🚨 Escalation! Since when do cops wear black masks?

Badd Company Rent Free Mayor Baraka has been released, and clears up some rumors. Power to the People!

Rent Free Badd Company The Lincoln Project Excellent thread. Scary as Hell, but we've been here before. We know what to do. ✊

Lauren Boebert Thanks Lauren, you’ll always be our expert on getting Americans off

Rent Free Esta Oh I know. I live in the district you are running in and you will get my vote.

Look — I’ve been a good blue bird. Maybe Santa will bring me one for Christmas.

Today’s lesson — Rent Free still reigns supreme in Maga’s Heads.