Every crosstab I’ve looked at claims men love Zohran and women are Cuomosexuals. The dirtbag left lives!

Have never made a risotto I could be truly proud of.

Something about my presence is very disarming. People I just met are always revealing their secrets to me.

Know a guy who got into the big subsidized apartment building in Hell’s Kitchen for people who work in the “performing arts” by being an usher on Broadway, and I’m jealous.

This week of PTO cannot come soon enough!

Lots of takes about Zohran winning this primary being a consequence of demographic change in New York City. Yes, but not the way most people saying this mean it. The problem is immigration (of white people from the middle of the country into Brooklyn).

Spent like two and a half hours assembling this tv stand.

The rare occasion when a celebrity goes by a stage name but because it’s too chuddy, not too ethnic (John “Cougar” Mellencamp, Chappell Roan).

My friend told me I’m always dating people who are more interested in me than I am in them. I’d never really thought about it before, but it’s a definite pattern!

Forgot that I own a 300 dollar pen that I’ve never used (it was a gift!)

Everyone tells me I appear to be so good at managing stress, but really it’s just that I’m good at putting up a calm façade.

So much of the stuff I’ve accumulated over the years (especially in my kitchen) came from my grandparents’ house after they died. I could get new things, but these ones are nice and remind me of them.

Referring to lesbian “sex” as “The Vagina Dialogues.”