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Sears Revenge

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Bigger than Goldman, beholden to no one 🏴‍☠️ Memento Mori 🏴‍☠️

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calendar_today22-09-2023 20:36:09

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Ryan Cohen's recent speech at the annual $GME shareholder meeting contained the quote from Warren Buffet "Turnarounds Seldom Turn" taken directly from Buffet's letter to Berkshire Hathaway shareholders in 1979 The full paragraph states "Both our operating and investment

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Retail investors advice to Ken Griffin: Your business model is making horrendous bets resulting in infinite losses and counterfeiting billions of shares you can’t afford to avoid catastrophic bankruptcy you fucking retard.

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Sue Gove: Scapegoat or Whistleblower? But whatever happened to Sue Gove the “fantastic” CEO?....... In my 20 years in M&A and restructuring. I've seen bad deals, dishonest boards, and fraudulent bankruptcies but what happened at Bed Bath & Beyond may be one of the most

Sue Gove: Scapegoat or Whistleblower?

But whatever happened to Sue Gove the “fantastic” CEO?.......

In my 20 years in M&A and restructuring. I've seen bad deals, dishonest boards, and fraudulent bankruptcies but what happened at Bed Bath & Beyond may be one of the most
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Guys maybe Lord Towelgrift is onto something… maybe the President of the US tweeting the flag after entering a war —- is actually about an emoji “timeline” in a meme video about GameStop 👀 This is huge.. DFV predicted this.. Get me the fuck outta this stupid ass investment.

Guys maybe Lord Towelgrift is onto something… maybe the President of the US tweeting the flag after entering a war —- is actually about an emoji “timeline” in a meme video about GameStop 👀

This is huge..

DFV predicted this..

Get me the fuck outta this stupid ass investment.
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50 years later, the Bedbath Qtard tribe is discovered on an island, dancing around a giant effigy of Pulte’s face. The old prophet Edwinbarnes holds forth, his body painted with Teddy bears. He tells of the resurrection of Trump, who will return to the island to say “we won.”

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I’ve just been informed that Jake was kidnapped by the Ayatollah’s henchmen while browsing a couch store and getting down with the softest couches. Our greatest DD writer has been captured by Iranian forces. I’ve been saying for months — this war has always been about Bedbath.

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It’s time for Pulte to demonstrate his renowned philanthropy by flying bravely into the fray and using his helicopter to block a missile going either way it doesn’t matter.

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It’s been a while since our last poll. I am once again asking you: Is something going to happen between now and the next poll? ( July 16th ) Last poll results: 54% 46%

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BREAKING: I’ve received intelligence that Jake has successfully escaped from Iranian captivity by waffling for hours to the guards about Ryan Cohen’s 16b, sending them into a sound sleep.

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Great to see Captain & Sailsman of the Year Mark Cuban launching a coin to celebrate his ownership of the marvellous Fountainhead megayacht! He’s always been a huge boat guy, and often tells of how the first phrase he uttered as a child was “All Aboard!”

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My fellow friends and lovers, I know you all missed me. I’ve been doing DMT in the desert for 40 days and 40 nights. Now that I have returned, as foretold, I will be launching a blessed GoFundMe, for my new mission: to organise raves for the poor in Ibiza. Bless up 🙏