Y’all laughin but dis story would be fire. Play a full nba game then kill da whole team in da parking lot as a mission.

It’s so crazy how much every City fans life can change in these next 16 days, two games which can make it either the best or worst moments in my lifetime

I fall in love every time I see you.

I smell a fumble..

Anne M nazir afzal Boris Johnson said: 'it is true' 🤣
Lord Pannick, the esteemed KC doesn't seem to have represented his client £250,000 client Boris Johnson properly. Lord Pannick KC is on the left of Boris Johnson as you look at it. Harriet Harman

That’s what you came up with? 🥴

Would you take Vini jr at city ?

That’s literally the only thing they speak about when they talk about him

Mbappe sharing league goals with Lacazzette, behave yourself.

15 goals and 8 assists this season. If only those injuries never happened….

BODIED. Let him cook next season please Pep!

Goal contributions this season:

Mbappe: 63 goals and assists
Haaland: 61 goals and assists

🤯 Phil Foden has reached 100 #PL wins quicker than any player in the League’s history, via Squawka:

👕 127 games
✅ 100 wins
⚽️ 34 goals
🤝 18 assists
🏆 5 titles

He is 22.

We want more brev

Can’t say that. Will never be able to conclude that tbh 🤷🏾‍♂️

The C's are still alive! ☘️

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If he can play down the right then I’m here for it. But Grealo is our LW and he needs to be starting every week!

Pep Guardiola on Erling Haaland's disallowed goal: 'If it's disallowed, every action from a defender to Erling Haaland is a foul.... It proved that what we won on the pitch belongs to us, we weren't given anything...' [via Simon Bajkowski]

Warra golden boot and POTY for Kane 😭😭

Harry Kane scoring 30 league goals with this spurs team is more impressive than Haaland scoring 36 goals with Man City

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Jack Grealish:

Factoids

Silly silly boy

Lord Pannick knows it’s all over.

Gave Saka the go ahead and he fumbled. It’s getting long from here on out

LBC Rachel Johnson Ben Kentish Lord Pannick KC and The Boris Johnson show, at the Privileges Committee hosted by Harriet Harman 🤣 👇

Keep dreaming kid 🤣

Is Pep Guardiola the most influential manager of all time? 🤔

If Borussia Dortmund win their last league game, they will be Bundesliga champions 💪

Fan Cup is a bonus tbh. I just want the one with the big ears!

Not everything needs a reaction. 😙

Hear me out Manchester United

When Karim Benzema shared his thoughts on how football has changed.

🚨💣 JUST IN: Iglesias Villanueva, the VAR referee in the match between Valencia & Real Madrid has been FIRED. The decision came after the referee only showed pictures of Viní Jr and NOT of Hugo Duro choking him. MARCA

Jose Mourinho winning the UCL twice with Porto and Inter Milan doesn’t get talked about enough.

I beg they sign him so we can finally shut down this narrative he's still among the elite