Jonathan Ashworth razzing Gullis was a beautiful moment.

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EXCLUSIVE:

BOB RATCLIFFE will be interim Sporting director for Manutd until Dan Ashworth comes in.

Bob Ratcliffe is in charge of ineos head of football operations and will temporarily also be in charge of Sporting Control of Manutd this summer.

#MUFC

‘Toast Encounters of the Furred
Kind…’

Here’s Labour’s Jonathan Ashworth throwing an almighty haymaker at political rage-Yeti Jonathan Gullis

You just love to see it 👌

🚨Breaking:

#NUFC are in talks with Dougie Freedman to replace Dan Ashworth, targeted by #MUFC

If #CPFC agree a deal with #NUFC , a deal for Ashworth will accelerate!

Thoughts on this news?

Gullis, the chimp in a suit, gets royally owned by Jonathan Ashworth whilst Laura Kuenssberg tries to downplay the level of Labour’s success.

Newcastle gonna try lowball Palace whilst they are in court trying to justify Ashworth’s ridiculous asking price

COUPLE WITH TURBO CANCER

Dec.4, 2023 - 52 year old journalist Susan Ashworth Bader collapsed & died suddenly (she had breast cancer) on Dec.4, 2023.

Her husband, 51 year old Rob Bader died earlier that year, after a 5 month battle with Stage 4 Colon cancer on Mar.19, 2023.…

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BREAKING:

Ineos hired one of the best lawyers in the UK to force Dan Ashworth’s move to Manutd with a reasonable price , the lawyer told Sir Jim Ratcliffe its 99% guaranteed Dan Ashworth will come at your given price.

#MUFC

Supertanskiii Ashworth handing Gullis his ass on a plate

“Teaching music to children is the most important thing in life, next to parenting, that a person can do.”
— Jean Ashworth Bartle

Just a matter of when Dan Ashworth joins Sir Jim Ratcliffe and INEOS project as Sporting Director. #mufc will cover the majority of the fees should it end up in court of arbitration, best case scenario would for it to be settled out of court, Newcastle would be set to lose money…

Would be an excellent appointment for Newcastle, especially in their recruitment aspect.

Hopefully speeds up the Ashworth deal

Let’s just wait until ALL the results are in.
I think it is far too early to say if the #LocalElections have been catastrophic to us Conservatives.
Meanwhile let me condemn the OBSCENE language directed at Jonathan Gullis by Labour’s Jonathan Ashworth.😡

14 years of chaos and decline under the Tories.

5 Prime Ministers, NHS waiting lists up, party gate, economy crashed, mortgages up, higher taxes.

And now repeating the same mistakes again with an unfunded £46 billion bombshell.

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⚫️⚪️ Newcastle Sportif Direktörü Dan Ashworth, görevde kalması halinde, İrfan Can Kahveci için Fenerbahçe’ye teklif yapacak!
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Tosin Adarabioyo has been excellent for Fulham and will leave on a free in the summer. Manchester United, Dan Ashworth, Jason Wilcox & INEOS should consider bringing the Mancunian home. 26 years old, 6’ 5' & a versatile defender. A solid first piece to rebuild the #MUFC defence?…

Jonathan Ashworth going after The Two Ronnies fan vote #LocalElections2024

🚨Exclusive:

The process of arbitration between Dan Ashworth & #NUFC is ‘underway’ — It’s just exiting the opening phase 👍

Updates are NOT expected frequently and is expected to be a few weeks, likely a quiet few weeks ⏳

What’s the fee you’d pay for Ashworth? 🤔

#nufc have not made a decision on sporting director role yet and are still speaking to various candidates in the search for Dan Ashworth replacement