Robo umps can't get here fast enough.

Going live now with the Star Wars: Unlimited by FFG Set 5 Planetary Qualifier in Lubbock, TX! youtube.com/live/XCCXyMMgN…

Who could have predicted it? Also: computer predictions are never, ever wrong. We should totally bankrupt ourselves all on their say so. The arrogance of these people is staggering. Real scientists have enough humility to admit they might be wrong, because it is possible.

Apparently, he's never seen "Prometheus". Or, as I like to call it: "Two Straight Hours Of Supposedly Smart People Doing Colossally Dumb Things So The Plot Can Happen".

Rule #6 is going to be quite the shock to the CBS newsroom. I suspect most of them will resign over it.

This wasn't our first postseason win against the Braves, but it sure felt like it at the time. What a postseason Beltran had that year.

Looking forward to this, and what an amazing innovation for Elgato to go from 2.0 less than a year ago to 3.0 already! If this is truly "no Elgato hardware required", I can't wait.

I wrote a comic about AI art theoatmeal.com/comics/ai_art

The first of two - TWO! - 18-inning postseason games in Astros history.

Kudos to New Jersey for safeguarding this amazing artifact of US naval history.

I would like to set my country to "Texas", if possible.

Attention Banzainator❣️:

There is a certain delicious symmetry to it all, n'est pas?

It's happening. Sort of. College GameDay

Love staying at the Marriott Hotels Marquis in Downtown Houston! Fabulous staff, fabulous location, fabulous pool.

Three Mile Island really did a number on people's brains in this country.

We're excited about having 🐉Lord_Zath 🔜 TwitchCon out for our 10th Birthday celebration live in Los Angeles! Lord_Zath is a former Stack Up Influencer Relations Coordinator and was fun to work with. He's supported us through streaming and fundraising and is the son of a Veteran. He loves a

Fifteen years ago I visited the Ruhr Valley for the first time, and was highly impressed with German industry. I couldn't have foreseen then the determined effort - from within the country itself - to murder it within a single generation.

An older joke, sir, but it checks out.